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Conservative vs Liberal

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Lot of truth here!

 

If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.

If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

 

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat..

If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

 

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.

If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

 

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.

A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

 

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.

Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

 

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

 

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for

it, or may choose a job that provides it.

A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

 

If a conservative reads this, they'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.

A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".

 

Well, I forwarded it to you.

 

 

 

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat!

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I keep wondering why socialist is called liberal in usa.

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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.

A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

(Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!)

 

No, I just laugh internally at the people who believe in ghosts.

 

WTF is a "foreign religion" anyway?

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No, I just laugh internally at the people who believe in ghosts.

 

WTF is a "foreign religion" anyway?

So laugh at me :)

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