numbnutts Posted April 26, 2010 Share Posted April 26, 2010 Lot of truth here! If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. If a conservative reads this, they'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended". Well, I forwarded it to you. My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this He pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than He needs, but He is not required to do any upkeep. If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy S#!t, my dog is a democrat! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxdie Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 I keep wondering why socialist is called liberal in usa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky_Fr4gg3r Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 Oh lawdy. Don't get me started on politics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkChalky Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 But it could be a conservative Fire Dept. making sure he has insurance.... :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOTA:X Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it's a foreign religion, of course!) No, I just laugh internally at the people who believe in ghosts. WTF is a "foreign religion" anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxdie Posted April 27, 2010 Share Posted April 27, 2010 No, I just laugh internally at the people who believe in ghosts. WTF is a "foreign religion" anyway? So laugh at me :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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