AcE Posted August 5, 2007 Share Posted August 5, 2007 In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO. Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaNNon Posted August 13, 2007 Share Posted August 13, 2007 ROFLMFAO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Posted August 28, 2007 Share Posted August 28, 2007 Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin. LoooooooooooooooooL :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicktrigger Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 that is funny :lol: :lol: :lol: .. how i missed this?? idk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baz Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 (edited) No idea but everytime I read it it cracks me up :rockon: Edited October 17, 2007 by BaZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viziouz Posted October 23, 2007 Share Posted October 23, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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