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A shepherd with his hurd is walking in the fields when a brand new BMW 5 series executive stops on the road nearby. The driver, a man in a versace suit, gucci shoes, ray ban glasses and an Yves Saint Laurent tie, opens the window and asks: "If I can guess exactly how many sheep you got there, can I then have one?" The shepherd looks at the guy and says: "sure, why not!" The guy in the suit takes out his laptop, using bluetooth and his phone to connect to the internet. Connects to his work, orders the people to take a sharp satelitephoto of the area and have the number of sheep counted back in a few minutes. "You've got 1586 sheep." he says to the shepherd. The shepherd is astonished and says: "wow, you're right, well pick one." The guy gets out of the car and takes an animal and puts it in the trunk. Just before he wants to get back in the car, the shepherd asks him a question: "If I can guess what you do for a living, can I have my sheep back?" The guy looks at him, thinks and says: "Sure, go ahead" "Well," says the shepherd, "it's not that hard, you're a manager. You show up when nobody asked for you. You ask some employee questions that nobody wants to know. You want to be paid for it but I allready know the answer. And for last. You don't know shit about my work, so give me back my dog!" And this video made me laugh very hard.

Speedlink 5.1 medusa is mine. Have had this for over 5 years now, never found any better. And Creative SB Xfi platinum helps a lot too :)

- uninstalling sp3: start menu -> run -> type: C:\WINDOWS\$NtServicePackUninstall$\spuninst\spuninst -- Prepare for a mess on your PC if you have been running SP3 a long time. ;) - try it on another computer Try your motherboard's and dvd/cd manufacturer and see if there are any bios updates fixing this.

Every hit for Mumble! in google gives an alert for malicious software. I wonder why.

Surf with a proxy to the clansites you suspect of looting your ip. Are you sure your IP is static. Most providers give out a static-dynamic IP, which changes when your modem gets offline for a period longer than the DHCP-lease time. It's not stealing unless you gotta pay more money if your connection generated too much traffic. As for private property: Do you pay for your static IP or not? Because if it's unpaid for and static dynamic, you can't call it property. btw: Your IP has all to do with the outside world. It's like your house address, but it's not a street, but a number for a computernetwork called internet. If your IP gets spoofed, it's like someone sending a letter, with your address as a sender on it. Most of the time you won't notice, unless you get into trouble for it. I know this is quite black&white, but you shouldn't have to worry since here they don't ban IP's and if you surf through a proxy it's quite hard to be banned on a site too. By spoofing your IP, they don't tap into your network. Some tips: - get yourself a real static IP (in the Netherlands they cost about 25

LOL. There are pros and cons for every browser, but for everyone of them goes: "security stands or falls by how it's used" Luckely it's gonna be patched tonight according to the dutch news from nu.nl (english) Makes you wonder about how long this has been going on, seeing the loads of CD-key steals on several games the last few months.

http://www.gameculture.com/node/968 http://blog.trendmicro.com/zero-day-ie-fla...vely-exploited/

Steam ingame messenger affects PB though

Try safe mode or Startup using the windows CD, goto the recovery console. type fixboot c: at the command prompt to recover the MBR on the harddrive and try to boot again. more on the recovery console

It's their 15th birthday, they offer it for free worldwide for 1 day. http://download.zonealarm.com/bin/free/sum/index.html

Daemon tools + raid drivers can cause problems on certain motherboards. (asus a8n-series) test your RAM with memtest86 www.memtest.org

goto www.novaworld.com and login (create an account using your jops key if you don't have one yet) then goto this topic https://www.novaworld.com/forums/Topic2076804-79-1.aspx it has a download link + instructions

100% What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

[OMG mode]Did laws ever stop people from doing anything. :blink: What's on second offence? 10 to life? Hell laws did a good job preventing people from doing things. Take a look at american jails. That's what you are saying with LAW ! It doesn't help shit against criminality. Let's put the next group (some couple of 10.000 online gamers) in there too. Really solves problems.[/OMG mode] Never seen such a stupid idea.

Those settings are userdependent, so just create a new useraccount use that to log on, get the right part of the registry and apply it to your own account.