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AcE

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  1. Yeah.. uhm somehow i doubt that.
  2. Pb_sv_getss 1 (this will take a pbss of the person in slot 1, Not everyone on the server. The reason no ss were requested is because you didn't specify a slot number. That is what you want.
  3. AcE

    PB Banned

    Local server ban ie banned by an admin of that server.
  4. AcE

    PB Banned

    Means his GUID i already on the banlist.
  5. http://www.pbbans.com/mbi.php?action=5&ban_id=44486 http://www.punksbusted.com/cgi-bin/members...mp;query=Search
  6. NFS underground - Good game NFS underground 2 - Even better game NFS most wanted - Quality NFS carbon - Not as good as those 3, but worth playing. NFS pro street - shite imo. Downloaded the demo played it for all of 5 mins before uninstalling it, Another game i wont be buying. I dont see PB support last very long either.
  7. THE FUTURE OF NURSERY RHYMES Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall The structure of the wall was incorrect So he won a grand with Claims Direct. > ----------------------------------------------------------- It's Raining, It's Pouring. Oh s ** t, it's Global Warming. > ----------------------------------------------------------- Jack and Jill went into town To fetch some chips and sweeties. He can't keep his heart rate down And she's got diabetes. > ----------------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and everywhere that Mary went the boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front But she didn't wear that one often. > ---------------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little lamb her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her between two chunks of bread. > ---------------------------------------------------------- Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the pie man 'What have u got there?' Said the pie man unto Simon Pies you dickhead. > ---------------------------------------------------------- > Mary had a little lamb it ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's a#se and turned its wool to nylon. > ---------------------------------------------------------- Georgie Porgie Pudding and Pie kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play he kissed them too cause he was gay. > ---------------------------------------------------------- jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill, the dill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son. > ---------------------------------------------------------- Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass and grabbed her ass Now two of his teeth are missing. > ---------------------------------------------------------- Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth. And now it's black and crispy.
  8. Why am i not suprised :rolleyes:
  9. PB always gives a reason as to why X person is kicked. PB off - cheat infested server. PB on - Less cheaters. PB on + streaming to pbbans even less cheaters. You decide.
  10. But you will get more cheaters so i would use both cvar/md5 checks if i were you Gorka.
  11. http://www.pbbans.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=34679
  12. AcE

    Viol 50100 (AA)

    Evenbalance have informed us that #50100 could cause false kicks, 6 bans for this violation have been removed from the MBI.
  13. It's most likely a display issue or a glitch there's nothing there to say any cheat is being used.
  14. pbsv.cfg the settings should go in.
  15. That might take a while so be prepared to wait.
  16. Bypassing is not a subject for pbbans.
  17. http://www.pbbans.com/forums/index.php?sho...c=16501&hl=[131133]
  18. Sorry i missread that.
  19. AcE

    Testimonials

    Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak - the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back... Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did..... FIRST TESTIMONY: I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow and asked loudly, 'How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?' I turned around and walked back out and never went back. My husband didn't say a word...he knew better. SECOND TESTIMONY: I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me. Without thinking, I looked at him and said, 'I think I like playing with men's balls.' THIRD TESTIMONY: My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, 'No, I'm just looking at your nuts.' My sister started to laugh hysterically. The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day, my sister has never let me forget. FOURTH TESTIMONY: While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving 'right now' she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, 'If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!' The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard as the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter. FIFTH TESTIMONY: Have you ever asked your child a question too many times? My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty training and I was on him constantly One day we stopped at Taco Bell for a quick lunch in between errands. It was very busy, with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco, I smelled something funny, so of course I checked my seven-month-old daughter, and she was clean. Then I realized that Danny had not asked to go potty in a while. I asked him if he needed to go, and he said 'No'. I kept thinking 'Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and I don't have any clean clo thes with me.' Then I said, 'Danny, are you SURE you didn't have an accident?' 'No,' he replied. I just KNEW that he must have had an accident, because the smell was getting worse. So, I asked one more time, 'Danny, did you have an accident?' This time he jumped up, yanked down his pants, bent over, spread his cheeks and yelled 'SEE MOM, IT'S JUST FARTS!!' While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos laughing, he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down. An older couple made me feel better, thanking me for the best laugh they'd ever had! LAST BUT NOT LEAST: This one had most of the state of Michigan laughing for 2 days and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will, in the future, likely think before she speaks. What happens when you predict snow, but don't get any? We had a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked: 'So Bob, where 's that 8 inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, they were laughing so hard!
  20. I eat my own words the rumours of the game are true, But if there's no PB then i wont be playing it.
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